The new season of VH1’s “reality” series, “I Love New York 2″ is under way.
As before, “New York,” the wanna-be socialite skank and star of the show — and I don’t mean to be just totally insulting; I actually think she would consider that description accurate! — gives each of her suitors a nickname. One asked to be nicknamed “Buddha.”
To this New York replied something like, “Why would you want to be named after a little bald fat guy?”
But then she conceded that this dude was so hot that he’d get to be called whatever he wanted.
So, “Buddha” it is.
(Sigh.)
As you can imagine, the fact that this guy is called Buddha makes for lots of good soundbites. For example:
“Buddha’s a good guy,” said New York. “I can see us takin’ it to the next level… way too soon.”
And, later:
“I’m sooo into Buddha. There’s nothing bad I can say about him.”

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